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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 17:14

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : No

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

When was the first time you suck on a penis?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Then let's have some coffee

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

Me : I don't drink

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Honestly! Do you people actually watch all that nonsense produced by the nitwit network television stations or do they just claim you do?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

How did the trans issue metastasize within just a decade from being a question of kindness and tolerance to a tiny minority to convulsing a whole society?

He : I'm 24.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : Sure.

What are some of the differences between the Democratic and Republican parties? What policies does each party advocate for? What groups do these parties usually represent?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Tea ?

What do you think of the Black history lessons in the PBS documentary about jazz pianist-singer Hazel Scott?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

Me : Thank you.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What makes you feel guilty the most?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Do you love fat pussy?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!